Why so sad, liberals? Study shows young liberals more depressed than conservatives – English SiapTV.com

Hello, I want your hands to bleed, maybe I’m joking. Have a good Thursday everyone, and it’s a glorious Thursday.

But today the main question is: why are young liberals so depressed, especially compared to their right-wing counterparts? Research shows this, and you can see for yourself. Do these people look like they’re having a good day? Maybe if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. Don’t knock. So what is behind this agony? Are they liberal because they are depressed, or are they depressed because they are liberal? Is it the old one that used to be, a responsibly raised chicken or an organic egg? Quick answer: they don’t watch inspiring programs like this one. I’m surprised that Colbert’s accomplishments don’t end with how to tie the noose. Very sad, sometimes I cry.

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But to get to the bottom of it, you really need a former left-hander. This week, Matt Iglesias talked about a 2022 academic paper called “The Politics of Depression” that has a beautiful chart. You know that you can trust anything that has a chart with colors, numbers and lines. Sometimes they are even shaped like a pie so fat people can understand them.

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Everyone who laughed at this joke should leave.

But there’s a lot going on here, so let me simplify this for you. The line at the top, highlighted in dark blue, are female liberals, and as you can see if you look closely over the years, their levels of depression have risen faster than the price of a hamburger under Joe Biden, so they are the most depressed. But right below them are the liberal people, and it makes sense that they never know anything. Yes, you know what I’m saying? Yeah. Thank you. But the least depressing? Conservatives, men and women. So what’s the deal?

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Iglesias writes, “Part of this may be a selection effect, with progressive politics becoming a more suitable home for unhappy people… But… adult progressive people… now value depression as a sign of political commitment.” So speaking in English, adult liberals encourage suffering. The worse you feel and the more you express it, the better you do in these circles. As Matt points out, the Left loves pain porn, and part of their perversion is sharing it with young people. As if doom is their white van, and they lure kids in with promises of attention and street trust. Here is their marriage call.

ACTIVIST: They challenge it. The corporations are challenging him. Student loan lenders are challenging this. It is not right. This is unfair.

When liberals promote the idea that social injustice exists everywhere and everyone is out to get you, when we live in a white supremacist world, you will certainly be depressed. On the other hand, you can get your own show on MSNBC, but it’s a self-fulfilling cycle that feeds around the clock like Ana Navarro.

Teenagers walk on eggshells, fearing that innocent words can ruin them. Minorities are told that they will never succeed alone and that the world will end in seven years because fanatics continue to fry cheese on gas stoves. No wonder everyone is so angry and depressed. Look at Greta Thunberg, she was asked to keep Chuck E. Cheese for her fifth birthday because she annoyed other customers. This is not a real story. But does it matter?

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So it’s not a chicken or egg issue at all, it’s a learned behavior. Once your drama hits the spotlight, you increase it to 11. And so at a young age they are told that the world sucks, there is no way to win, and then you are rewarded for envy and self-sacrifice. That’s how you get Rachel Dolezal. That’s how you get Jussie Smollett. But if you want to know what happiness looks like, then not at rallies or protests where disappointment is rewarded. These are football games, Halloween parties, barbecues, shooting ranges, Christmas concerts, people watching smutty comedies or listening to comedians.

People are having fun, and that’s all the young left is trying to ban. Remember, wakism is not just an attack on the mind, it’s an attack on pleasure. So, all you young, depressed left-handers, watch, and there must be at least three of you tuned in to learn about the Help Factor.

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Remember the old saying: misfortune loves company, and such a company is better not to keep. Happiness is there if you want it and you can get it, it’s easy and it’s just harder than crying like a little bitch.